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CHARLES XAVIER

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[fullmoon]

Not ever again with her [ undone by heteronormativity! ] or never again in your office?

[forgodssake]

[ Well, after some quick reading over to determine that Remus did not at any point accuse him of anything, actually, this could potentially spiral into a feedback loop of lies and Charles genuinely considers it for several long minutes of going with it, but-- ]

just when I'd come to terms with my own sense of mortification, you find new, interesting ways to bring it back around
how long were you intending to keep this up?

[fullmoon]

What?

[forgodssake]

should have been my line in the first place

[fullmoon]

What gave me away?

[ He'll figure it out eventually. ]

I could have kept going for a while, I think.

[forgodssake]

careful
they'll all figure it out and I won't be in any position to defend you

not the werewolf part the arsehole part

[fullmoon]

Funny.

I had been planning to tell you the map's reverted back to that one weird room.
You're now free to do whatever you like with whomever you like on your worktops.

[fullmoon]

Was it a he?

[forgodssake]

ten points to gryffindor

[fullmoon]

Thank you, sir.

In case I ever have another opportunity like this one, can I always assume it's a he, or only sometimes?

[forgodssake]

only sometimes
I'm going for a rakish hat trick

1/several

[fullmoon]

Jay?

[fullmoon]

The bloke with the hook?

[fullmoon]

Curly one-legged man?

[fullmoon]

Why are all of your friends missing limbs?

i'll stop now

[fullmoon]

Or eyes.

1/2.

[forgodssake]

I run a support group in which anonymity is paramount

2/2.

[forgodssake]

I am absolutely not telling you a bloody thing, Remus Lupin

[fullmoon]

[ He does not know "lol" but he is. ]

Then I've no choice but to assume it was all of them.

[forgodssake]

and you are

1. appalled
2. impressed
3. not going to tell anyone whether or not it was 1 or several

[fullmoon]

Hmmm.

[forgodssake]

choose carefully

[fullmoon]

2.

3 will cost you.

[ He's bluffing. Obviously. ]

[forgodssake]

do you think 'Charles Xavier slept with many men missing limbs/eyes in his office' will gain much traction in the rumour mill

[fullmoon]

I think you might be surprised.